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BaconSamurai's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 59 (From
14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 995 Points
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Don't Shit Your Pants
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Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Battle Cat
10 Points
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem
10 Points
Master the elements.
Guardian
10 Points
Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible
10 Points
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart
Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation
10 Points
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1
10 Points
Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2
10 Points
Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Oblivion
10 Points
Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm
10 Points
Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra
10 Points
Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier
25 Points
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3
25 Points
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master
25 Points
Try out all swords.
Beast Master
50 Points
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier
50 Points
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill
50 Points
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie
50 Points
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Human Centipede: The Game
Reading Rainbow
Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
5 Points Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage
10 Points
Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim
25 Points
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie
25 Points
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey
25 Points
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom
50 Points
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer
50 Points
Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa
100 Points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master
100 Points
Achieve 100,000 points
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Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/500 points)
Paradox Embrace
Bridging the Gap
Unlocked 1/10/10
5 Points Pass level 1
5 Points Pass level 1
Withered Away
5 Points
Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious
25 Points
Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries
25 Points
Pass level 9
Naturally Talented
25 Points
Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred
25 Points
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger
50 Points
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler
50 Points
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner
50 Points
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes
100 Points
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
Unlocked 3/14/09
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
Unlocked 3/18/09
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 11/23 (115/540 points)
Santa Fu!
Sounds Good
Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points Listen to all songs
10 Points Listen to all songs
Turbo Power
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Elfinator
25 Points
Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Nutcracker
50 Points
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer
50 Points
Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple
50 Points
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master
50 Points
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined
100 Points
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas!
100 Points
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Sydney Shark
AirbusA380
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
25 Points Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Kayak
25 Points
Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Orca
25 Points
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the sailplane
25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the UFO
25 Points Take down the UFO
Zeppelin
Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse
50 Points
Kill 9 horses
Passenger
50 Points
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver
50 Points
Kill 10 sky divers
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Medals Earned: 9/17 (225/525 points)