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BaconSamurai's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 995 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/27/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Kitten Kart Unlocked 10/24/09
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian 10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Max Radiation 10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob 10 Points Kill yourself.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Miami Shark

Sheriff Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Apache 25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini 25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle 50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle

Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/500 points)

Paradox Embrace

Bridging the Gap Unlocked 1/10/10
5 Points
Pass level 1
Withered Away 5 Points Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious 25 Points Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries 25 Points Pass level 9
Naturally Talented 25 Points Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred 25 Points Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger 50 Points Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler 50 Points Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner 50 Points Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/9/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/9/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 3/14/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Zombiieez! Unlocked 3/18/09
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/23 (115/540 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Sailplane Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 4/22/10
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket 25 Points Nuke Sydney
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/17 (225/525 points)